Qoute for those who are married ..
Posted by Fiez | Posted in quote | Posted on 5:43 AM
1
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her
-David Bissonette
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
-Sacha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
-Anonymous
The great question.... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
-Dumas
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
-Sigmund Freud
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
-Anonymous
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage..
-Sam Kinison
'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
-James Holt McGavra
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up..
-Patrick Murra
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
-Nash
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
-Anonymous
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Rodney Dangerfield
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
-Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
-Anonymous
