Qoute for those who are married ..

Posted by Fiez | Posted in | Posted on 5:43 AM

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her

-David Bissonette


After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

-Sacha Guitry


By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-Socrates


Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

-Anonymous


The great question.... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?

-Dumas


I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

-Sigmund Freud


'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

-Anonymous


There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage..

-Sam Kinison


'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

-James Holt McGavra


Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you're right, shut up..

-Patrick Murra


The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

-Nash


You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

-Anonymous


My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

-Henny Youngman


A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

-Rodney Dangerfield


A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

-Anonymous


First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'

Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

-Anonymous






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